If the world were flat could I walk to the edge and fall off? If this were 2012 would the world come to an end? If I stopped stuffing my face would I lose weight?
All questions that go through my mind on a daily basis ........well the first two not so much, I just threw them in to throw you off track. Of course, the answer to the 3rd one is more than obvious so why can't I just do it? Oops, that's question #4.
My world revolves around food, no matter how hard I try not to think about it, it occupies my mind every waking moment of the day. I start off really good with a decent breakfast, lunch is usually pretty reasonable but then comes dinner and I lose total control. Thinking maybe I should go get my teeth wired together so that nothing can go in my mouth that can't fit through a straw. Probably not such a good idea........hmmmm, gonna think on this for a bit. Any suggestions would be certainly appreciated.
Well my girlfriend of 20 years stood me up tonight, and for some reason I knew she would. We were supposed to go to the show and have a catch up evening as she has just moved here and we've been living in different cities since 1996. How did I know? Well she has an extremely jealous and untrusting husband who probably thought she was sneaking off to meet some guy even though I had spoke to her in WalMart on Sunday and we discussed the movie right in front of him. I really have no use for him but I tolerate him because she is my friend and I love her dearly.
It seems as if summer is slowly turning into fall as I see some of the tree leaves are turning color. We haven't even had much of a summer and now it's leaving. I'm going to hurry and finish this post as the clouds are building and they have storm warnings again for this evening.